It's been a long time since I penned a piece here. Thought of resuming after Raya but I am considering this one bizarre incident as a sign that I must blog today. Thus, I will begin with this long hypothetical question.
Location: Public Restroom, Lift Lobby 1, Level 3, TPM
Sekadar Gambar hiasanWhat would you do if you were standing at an elevated position in your toilet cubicle and then you peeked into the adjacent cubicle only to find the person next door is aware and staring back at you?
According to the social norm for the community of public toilet creeps and weirdos, the answer is apparently:
- Immediately apologise upon being noticed
- Flush in a rush (hey, it rhymes)
- Leave cubicle in hurry
People nowadays are so unpredictable (or a more suitable word would be weird/creepy).
Haha, in case some of you are thinking 'Sejak bila Amir jadi peeping tom nih?', 'Tau r Amir tu keji tapi dia pervert ker?'...I will clarify further.
On Friday (11/9/2009) at 4.50pm, as I was leaving work, I stopped by the restroom. I went inside one of the cubicles. The time was still early so I took my time. I checked out the toilet paper rolls, looked at the ceiling idly, checked out the cubicle partition down and up...and THAT was when I noticed something out of place. I saw a patch of hair on a head rising out from the next cubicle. Then a pair of eyes followed. He made eye contact with me and his eyes widened in shock. I casually said 'Woi'.
Without delay, he apologized saying 'Sorry'. Then, I heard the sound of flushing and someone scurrying out of the cubicle in a hurry. I found the episode rather amusing.
Heh, I can still afford to find this funny(in a weird sense) because when he peeked over, I was fully dressed and not in a compromising situation. My honor/water face/dignity remains intact. I can still laugh about it.
Plot holes that still baffle me:
Weirdo rating:
7/10
Haha, in case some of you are thinking 'Sejak bila Amir jadi peeping tom nih?', 'Tau r Amir tu keji tapi dia pervert ker?'...I will clarify further.
On Friday (11/9/2009) at 4.50pm, as I was leaving work, I stopped by the restroom. I went inside one of the cubicles. The time was still early so I took my time. I checked out the toilet paper rolls, looked at the ceiling idly, checked out the cubicle partition down and up...and THAT was when I noticed something out of place. I saw a patch of hair on a head rising out from the next cubicle. Then a pair of eyes followed. He made eye contact with me and his eyes widened in shock. I casually said 'Woi'.
Without delay, he apologized saying 'Sorry'. Then, I heard the sound of flushing and someone scurrying out of the cubicle in a hurry. I found the episode rather amusing.
Heh, I can still afford to find this funny(in a weird sense) because when he peeked over, I was fully dressed and not in a compromising situation. My honor/water face/dignity remains intact. I can still laugh about it.
Plot holes that still baffle me:
- Shouldn't he be peeping in the female toilet? I won't speculate further on this because the potential answer may haunt me in my sleep.
- Shouldn't one flush prior to the process of peeping? In this way, at least the odour will be more tolerable if you wanna peep for a long time.
Weirdo rating:
7/10
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3 comments:
damn funny! but looks scary! hahaha~~ ;D
Oh Amir, you just love getting peeped at, don't you? Admit it. You loooiiiikke itttt~ ;p
And yes, this incident IS weird. The fact that that dude wanted to peep over in the gent's still baffles me.
Itu ar Nada...baru ingat nak strip tease.
Heh,xde r...I'll just classify this as one of the many X-Files of my life
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